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also known as M▴C

weird, fun and random thats what i hope to be
Sep 30 '14
Sep 30 '14
  • Me: *calls u a nerd*
  • Me: *is actually very deeply in love with u*
Sep 30 '14
Sep 30 '14

*high fives your ass*

Sep 30 '14
kennakittymeow:

gatobekittenmerightmeow:

transdimensionalboundaries:

colamania:

spazztastikim:

comebackxkid:

dynastylnoire:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys
porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.

WALNUT.


WALNUUUUT

Yeah, you fucking walnut.

kennakittymeow:

gatobekittenmerightmeow:

transdimensionalboundaries:

colamania:

spazztastikim:

comebackxkid:

dynastylnoire:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys

porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.

WALNUT.

WALNUUUUT

Yeah, you fucking walnut.

(Source: biencorrect)

Sep 28 '14
Sep 28 '14

(Source: amazingxmen)

Sep 27 '14
Sep 27 '14

(Source: canneri)

Sep 26 '14

(Source: s-a-e-c-u-l-u-m)

Sep 25 '14

spectives:

do you ever go down your dashboard, see hot people everywhere, then look at yourself and get really sad

Sep 24 '14

(Source: missyperegrym)

Sep 24 '14
Sep 23 '14

(Source: isabeau276)

Sep 23 '14
gonetopages:

No one will ever be as sad about Firefly as Nathan himself. #firefly

gonetopages:

No one will ever be as sad about Firefly as Nathan himself. #firefly